My new job did't last long!

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My new job did't last long!

Postby Ironman » Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:27 pm

So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
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Re: My new job did't last long!

Postby Usagi » Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:27 am

:D That was great Sensei, walmarts loss.

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Re: My new job did't last long!

Postby Ryan » Sat Aug 08, 2015 5:33 pm

Haha funny! Id get fired for trying to toe kick everything, children, strollers, seeing eye dogs, those lazy people that can really walk but use the motorized carts.....

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