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Politician in the making

Postby Ironman » Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:33 am

Subject: Politician in the making

> John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
> hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose
> job it was to fertilize the eggs.

> The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into
> the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he
> bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell
> had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster
> was performing. Now he could sit on the
> porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the
> bells.

> The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he
> was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell
> hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate.

> The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
> hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

> But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so
> it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to
> the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the
> Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the
> judges.

> The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
> Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

> Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a
> politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted
> awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
> and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

> Vote carefully...the bells are not always audible

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